Conversations with My Main Characters Pt. 3

Me: Ok, Toberino. We need to talk. Toby: *not looking up from his phone* Okay. Me: See, I’m reading through the last book, and I can’t help but notice that you’re kind of… Toby: *arches eyebrow* M: You’re a bit of a dick. Toby: And? Me: I mean, you aren’t unlikeable. But, you kind of [...]