Me: Ok, Toberino. We need to talk. Toby: *not looking up from his phone* Okay. Me: See, I’m reading through the last book, and I can’t help but notice that you’re kind of… Toby: *arches eyebrow* M: You’re a bit of a dick. Toby: And? Me: I mean, you aren’t unlikeable. But, you kind of [...]
Toby: *standing over my shoulder, arms crossed* Hey, I thought you already edited this part. Me; *continues to type like I didn’t hear him* Toby: Isn't this like the 20th time you've read it. Me: 😡 Toby: This is why you don’t publish more than once a year. Me: *types faster* Toby: You should learn [...]
Me: Okay, everybody. Thank you for coming. The first editing pass is finally done. It’s time to go back and do the fine tuning before we submit the files to Kindle. Is everyone excited? Karen and Toby: *grumble, covered in battle damage* Me: Great. Before we get started, does anyone have any questions? Toby: *raises [...]
This story contributed by one of my Aunts I remember being told this story as a teenager and it freaking me out. One night, a couple of my aunts and a friend that was staying the night decided to break out the Ouija board to contact my dead grandfather. It was something all of my [...]
Story contributed by Anonymous: Edited for Flow J.L.: Want to hear about my sleep paralysis? Me: Sure. I’ve had that. It’s freaky. J.L.: Usually, when I get sleep paralysis, it is when I am laying on my back, but this last time I was sleeping face down. It felt like there was someone on my [...]
This story contributed by yours truly. Me: That reminds me of my own nursing home spooky experience. I was in my early 20s but a lot of the new CNAs were in their late teens. I was the Mean Mom CMA. (Certified Med Aide). Me: Anyway, I’m doing my med rounds and I hear the [...]
A deceased elderly woman gives her former CNA a busy night.